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A Short Play About Issues
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 4:53 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Thelma : No, he's gay.

Fred : Trans exclusionary, or is he pretty on message?
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When I'm Sixty Four
Posted:Nov 27, 2018 4:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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A relationship is two people asking each other what they want for dinner for twenty years.
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Work in Progress
Posted:Nov 21, 2018 12:53 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Her feminine scent,
The warmth of the bed,
When she's under the duvet,
Which is noticeably cooler,
when she's absent,

She is self conscious about her body,
Whose ample curves resolve into one another,
And which intertwines with mine,
Which she graciously compliments,
Although my prime has passed.
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Control
Posted:Nov 9, 2018 9:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2018 3:36 am
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I have excellent control, I have excellent control, I have excellent control. . .I'm going to SCOOGE! Sorry darling, we can try again in ten minutes.
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The Bodhisattva of O
Posted:Nov 2, 2018 7:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Once you reach you Dunbar number it becomes terribly difficult for the brain to empathise. Compassion however has the effect of energising the person and is potentially limitless. Wishing for people to be free from suffering and to have the best orgasms is the path of the bodhisattva of O.
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Don't Do It Yourself
Posted:Oct 31, 2018 6:54 am
Last Updated:Oct 31, 2018 10:06 am
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Jeepers chaps, I heard on the radio this morning that men are performing their own penis enlargement surgery on themselves using household items such as silicon in order to expand their girth. A & E departments have seen an increase in admissions where organs have reacted badly to DIY interventions and in some cases have required skin grafts to repair the damage. For flips sake, there are size queens out there, but there also plenty of women to whom it doesn't matter. Read a book, learn a musical instrument, learn another language, make yourself more interesting the mind is the biggest sexual organ. Peace brothers and sisters.
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Sheep Shaggers
Posted:Oct 16, 2018 6:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Of course this side of the border it's far more advisable to have relations with our woolly friends as the vagina of a cow has a suction so great that it will pull one's lingham clean off.
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Cheese Wire
Posted:Oct 12, 2018 5:51 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2018 10:42 am
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It's like my scrote is being garroted by my new G-string.
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Motility
Posted:Oct 8, 2018 12:44 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Scientific research has shown that sperm quality in America and Europe has declined due to poor diet and lack of exercise. Better get your running shoes on lads and eat some beans and oily fish.
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The Dating Game
Posted:Sep 19, 2018 3:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2018 4:55 am
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I find it quite difficult to distinguish between dates with women from less outre sites and those from Fuck Locally Social Sex finder. Dates from Fuck Locally Social Sex finder tend to go better, but follow the same format of meeting for drinks/ meals, going for a walk and doing the usual chit chat and tentative first kisses. Perhaps it's just the kind of women I attract that is the reason that I tend to meet more reserved site users.
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Abrahamic Morality
Posted:Aug 21, 2018 3:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Had Constantine not converted to Christianity we might still be worshipping the fertility gods of ancient Rome. I believe that this would have a profound effect upon what we consider to be moral virtue today. Perhaps sex would be celebrated rather than be an issue which is swept under the carpet?
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The Idea of Being Found to be Desirable
Posted:Aug 12, 2018 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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According to psychologists women's brains are more active than chaps'. When blokes experience sexual desire and arousal it tends to be a primal urge without too much nuance, hence the line emails asking 'Do' you want to fuck? Lol'. It would seem to me that a woman needs to be wooed and courted before jumping into the sack and to be made to feel sexy by sweet lies and compliments over a period of time. The libido and intellect are much more interlinked. Men compartmentalise more, make glib jokes that women sometimes find problematic.
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Summer Loving
Posted:Jul 26, 2018 7:59 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 6:26 am
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Apparently bigger summer penises are a thing.
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