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Watchers Poll!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 11:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 12:44 pm
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Watchers Poll


Do you like to watch others having sex with your lover?



I am a man and I like to watch my woman having sex with others!
I am a man and I do not like to watch my woman having sex with others!
Other!
I am a woman and I like watch other women having sex with my man!
I am a woman and I do not like to watch other women having sex with my man!
Other!
7 Comments , 14 votes
How many frogs have you kissed?
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 12:47 pm
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How many frogs have you kissed





A blonde is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". His breathalyzer equipment is broken So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvette?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his dick. The blond "sighs" and says "Please not another breathalyzer test!"






How many frogs have you kissed
8 Comments
Women watchers!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 1:25 pm
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Women watchers












Women watchers
5 Comments
Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat!
Posted:Feb 21, 2018 10:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 1:27 pm
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Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat





I hope we all made it to the middle of the week,
Did you make it to hump day but tired and weak?

Do not despair, you are over the hump, over the peak,
Relax it is all down hill until the weekend if fun you seek,

Have a HUMPILICIOUS, in bed, a very sexy hump day treat!






Have a HUMPILICIOUS Hump Day Treat
3 Comments
Accidental anal Poll!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 11:58 am
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Accidental anal Poll


My wife does not like anal sex!
She is exit only!
Butt, a couple times when I was drunk, I put it in the wrong hole!
How about you did you ever do anal sex my mistake?



Yes, I have had anal sex but it was an accident!
No, I have never put it up her ass by mistake!
Other!
Does anal sex give the best orgasms?
No way, my sex partner is exit only!
Other!
8 Comments , 12 votes
...and confession Tuesday!
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 1:30 pm
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and confession Tuesday


What can go wrong will go wrong!



When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."



How will he manage?


and confession Tuesday
8 Comments
and cum load on her hot assets...
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 9:01 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 1:37 pm
180 Views



and cum load on her hot assets


Do you have nice assets?



Do you like to tease your lover with your ass?



I was lucky to marry a woman with nice assets!
How about you?


and cum load on her hot assets
2 Comments
Tits...
Posted:Feb 20, 2018 8:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 8:03 pm
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Tits


I like to see well oiled tits!
How about you?



The purpose of a bra is to grow your imagination!



How often do you play with your tits?


Tits
5 Comments
Mirror, mirror, Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2018 11:24 am
241 Views



Mirror, mirror, Sunday


A hot dog!



A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.



A good start to my Sunday this Sunday!


Mirror, mirror, Sunday
7 Comments
Feel me,
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:46 am
229 Views



Feel me,


Feel me,
My lips on your nipples,



Feel me,
My lips on your clit,



Feel me,
thrusting deeper and deeper,


Feel me,
5 Comments
Forty years later Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 10:31 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 8:46 am
231 Views



Forty years later Sunday


What going on with you forty years later?



How did you preserve your good looks?



Are you still hot?


Forty years later Sunday
2 Comments
Young men for mature ladies Poll!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 9:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2018 9:35 am
276 Views



Young men for mature ladies Poll


He's in his twenties, but he prefers cougars in their forties and fifties to young women his own age.
What do you think?



I am a young man and I like older mature ladies!
I am a young man but don't like older mature ladies!
I'm not a young man in my twenties but I still like older ladies!
I am a young man and I only date other mature ladies!
I am a young man and only date ladies around my age!
Other!
11 Comments , 8 votes
Bitch Saturday!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:48 pm
347 Views



Bitch Saturday






What Are You?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"






Bitch Saturday
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